Condom/Cosmo Bear

made of Recycled Materials

extension cords and etched copper

"Girls are Wild"

Girls love to party, right? What about those times when, as a chick, you’re expected to expose you’re breasts because you’re drunk? Sometimes its nice to just relax at a party without being hassled about flashing some dude.

There is a solution! This necklace is to be worn over your desired shirt or dress. It gives the illusion that you are walking around topless, even though you aren’t. Guys will no longer ask you for you to “ show them your tits.” Being made of yarn, these may not look realistic. However, everyone will be convinced they are really yours while being intoxicated. This product will be sure to end all your flashing woes!